moved again
To see that 2006 is in contention for my most welcome new dawn to date. Thirty minutes does it.
I didn't stop dating because it was rubbish. Although. Actually, I probably would have done. My last date (it was a hangover date - arranged before I decided to stop, followed through out of courtesy), would most likely have tipped me over the edge. The photo was at least a decade out of date (totally forgivable) but despite the mansion in Angel, good job, chocolate coloured Labrador (my favourite) and grand piano, the guy had no manners. Turns out he wanted to play 'are girls or boys hotter' all night, before revealing that whilst he'd had a plethora of same sex screws at boarding school he was 'definitely straight'. I hate that. Definitely straight is my sister who, much as she appreciates beauty, would find even Angelina leaning in for a snog unalluring. Definitely straight is not a string of dalliances with the same sex and avoiding all the phobia the braver folk get for admitting as much.
I haul my stomach up the stairs to write this. No mean feat after my Mother's Christmas feast.
Here I am a woman defined in opposition to Thatcher. A woman whose sense of justice was born out of the venom that Thatcher arose in me. Here I am, cheering on Thatcher as she gets gets crowned queen of the jungle (I'm a celebrity, get me out of here). It pained me, I was convinced no one with the Thatcher gene would ever get my vote. I was convinced never again would a female Thatcher woo Britain. I was, I'm not too proud to admit, very wrong indeed.
I have no idea what I am going to write about from here on in.